Task: how would you fire yourself?
Had I got a chance to fire myself, I would consider such possibility as fate and try instant fire, fire with fireworks, fire near fire escape and fire during fool moon with excuse of head ache and my wolf nature.
But taking fire approach seriously you'd rather think of how to implement a sneaky, and a bit tricky firing plan.
Taking into consideration long terms perspective, it would be good to push person to a limit, squeezing ones juices, making him a much better human, or making him fail every single deadline to have enough reasons for a fire.
But if you want to do it quickly, you just need to muster up your courage and fire this son of a female dog.